Fresh off the grill · Solana

Knoppies

$KNOPPIES

Born at a birthday party, somewhere between the meat and the beer. One man said a coin named after him would never make anyone a cent. The fire is lit.

Contract address Coming after launch on solada.fun
Cartoon portrait of the man himself: grey swept-up hair, blue polo shirt

The story

A bet over hot coals

It was my brother's birthday. The grill was on, the beer was cold and, as these things go, the conversation turned to crypto. A friend of ours had a very clear opinion about it.

According to him, there was no way anyone could make money with a coin named after him. Who would ever put money into that?

So it had to be tested. He gave us his blessing and his face. That is how Knoppies was born: a joke coin with a birthday party as its only fundamental.

Nobody will ever make money with a coin named after me. — The man himself, somewhere between a sausage and the next beer

How to buy

Three rounds and you're in

  1. Get a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare and add a little SOL.

  2. Check the address

    Copy the contract address from this site. Never from a random link.

  3. Buy a Knoppie

    Swap SOL for $KNOPPIES. Only what you would have spent on beer anyway.